shaxaphone:

Baby: m-m- m

Mother: mama?????

Baby: no wtf bitch im like 2 days old. chill.

It’s funny how artistic we become when our hearts are broken.
Hotel Books, I Always Thought I Would Be Okay
Do not raise your children the way your parents raised you; they were born for a different time.

Abi bin Abi Taleb (599—661 A.D.)
yahoofantasy:

No matter what you think of Victor Cruz’s dancing, it’s been better than his fantasy impact so far.

yahoofantasy:

No matter what you think of Victor Cruz’s dancing, it’s been better than his fantasy impact so far.

multipack:

mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous

snaggypax:

everets:

just replace all police with police dogs

nobody would be mean or rude the police imagine a dog with a lil’ backpack giving you a ticket. you can’t get mad at the dog. the dog is just doing his lil’ dog job and wagging his tail and you KNOW he loves you still.

sunsgodown:

true friends don’t judge each other

they judge other people

together

foxzes:

fakethistoyourgrave:

What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel

do u mean excited

radicalreaper:

holy mother of god

mechanicmuffin:

feedmyaddictionnow:

kingofwesteros:

Publicity done right in an anti-rape campaign: double-page spread, pages glued to one another. After the reader forcefully separates them, the image above is revealed with the caption “if you have to use force, it’s rape”.

THIS IS BRILLIANT

I WANT THIS IN EVERY MAGAZINE

mechanicmuffin:

feedmyaddictionnow:

kingofwesteros:

Publicity done right in an anti-rape campaign: double-page spread, pages glued to one another. After the reader forcefully separates them, the image above is revealed with the caption “if you have to use force, it’s rape”.

THIS IS BRILLIANT

I WANT THIS IN EVERY MAGAZINE